un idiot assemblage de pixels. en l'occurrence, le mien.

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think every thing you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."
Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club
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posted 1 year ago with 6 notes

hey guys ! i won’t use this account anymore so you can unfollow me and follow this brand new blog (really brighter and with a really cool background, hehe), that would be great!


Have a nice day!!!

posted 1 year ago with 0 notes


I won’t use this account anymore, because… well… no reasons,  I’m weird. 

But I made another one! So this is my new blog :


(yeah the title is still the same Bowie’s song, and if you have not listened to it yet I’m judging you)

I will follow everyone back! ;) 

have a nice day !

posted 1 year ago with 0 notes


Helena Bonham Carter




  • you have never seen your own face, only reflections and pictures
  • something is always touching you
  • you can always see your nose
  • your tongue never sits comfortably in your mouth
  • you will never feel something exactly the same way someone else does
  • you can’t imagine a new colour

Why would you fucking do that

holy shit no no no no no

posted 1 year ago with 232,142 notes



i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you completely fill criteria 10-13 with a non-optional essay on 21st century sexism due by 5am


posted 1 year ago with 223,668 notes


I’m sorry dad we can’t live here anymore there is a bug in here

posted 1 year ago with 50,326 notes


lol literally me


i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

posted 1 year ago with 729,324 notes

  • Teacher: Do you have your homework?
  • Me: *adopts Simon Cowell voice* it's a no from me.

posted 1 year ago with 105,318 notes